These are a few jokes about Jeppiar - The Great.... (Sorry! These are the facts!!!!!). Nice to read...You will really enjoy it..
@ Play Ground
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* “All of you stand in a straight circle”
* “There is no wind in the balloon.”
* “The girl with the mirror please comes her front” (கண்ணாடி போட்ட பொண்ண முன்னாடி வரச்சொல்றாராம்!)
While giving punishment to the students,
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* “You , rotate the ground four times...” (க்ரவுண்ட நாலு தடவை சுத்தச் சொல்றாரு!)
* “You , go and understand the tree...”
* “You three of you stand together separately.”
* “Why are you late - say YES or NO ......”
Seems.. he’s very strict on the “Dress Code”…
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* “Every body should wear dress to college
* Boys no proplum ; Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
* Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
* Girls should not wear T shirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus”
@ at class room
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* “Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.”
* “Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.”
* “Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.”
* “Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor”
* “You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)”
* "Both of u three get out of the class."
* “Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today.”
* “Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length....”
To the new students,
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* "This college strict, u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, I the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
* "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
* And the best of his Speach,
சார் ஒரு சினிமாக்கு போயிருக்காரு.. மனைவி கூட. அங்க இவரோட ஸ்டூடண்டைப் பார்த்துட்டாரு. அவன் இவரைப் பாக்கல. அடுத்த நாள் க்ளாஸ்ல...
"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater"
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